Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Bye Bye Slipstick

 Hey Bobby memory of an old science fiction story popped into my head that I thought was rather interesting considering our discussion of AI. It's an old story and goes back maybe 50 years or more. Don't remember the name or the author but basically there's a war going on in space. Of course the computers are so much better and faster than humans, all engagements are fought not by the human crew but by the computers. Since each computer, whether the enemies or ours, knows the best course of action to take they also know the best course of action for the enemy computer to take. In other words, battles become extremely predictable.

A report comes up to the captain about some strange new very weird discovery which might change everything and introduce an element of unpredictability which could be advantageous or disadvantageous in a battle, but at least it would be a change.

It seems that one of the crewman has figured out a way to do calculations in his head. No computer required. It takes the captain a long time to believe that this is even possible and  to actually ask the man to demonstrate.

He proves that he can actually make these calculations. If the calculations are very complex, he can use symbols to "write them"by hand and then do the calculations.

This is incredible! Human beings able to do things with numbers instead of just asking a computer?

It reminds me of the introduction of pocket calculators. Real world stuff in this case. There was bitter opposition by many to removing slide rules and hand calculations. They pointed out that when humans actually did the calculations instead of just asking a computer they became familiar with probable outcomes.  If the computer gave a wrong answer because of an error in entry, it wouldn't look right. The experienced  would know something was wrong and they checked the data. I don't know how much this problem has actually materialized but it is true that people have lost much of their capacity to estimate if they do numbers in a professional capacity. Recall that  "computer" was originally a term that meant a person who did math by hand.

Thursday, January 22, 2026

The Man On The Corner

Bit of oddness from last night. Drifting off to sleep but suddenly this thought came into my head in the form of a picture and I couldn't make the picture go away so I started writing about it. Wrote a little bit, tried to go back to sleep but thought some more about it and had to write some more. 

 No idea where this is going. Maybe it's going nowhere. It's interesting just as it is but I might want to expand it.

The problem is I have no idea where to expand it it's just an idle fought from drifting off to sleep.

Anyway you look at it, I like it. 

 


The Man on the Corner

There was a man sitting on the corner of the empty street. The kind of man you'd glance at and ignore, except there was no one else in sight and that made him odd. Short hair, bit messy, stylishly dirty brown. Mostly shaven and just a little bit not. Either well tan or Hispanic. Wearing dark blue sweats. The kind of sweats you looked at and thought not I wonder what brand those are but instead I wonder if he's just so rich he doesn't give a damn or so poor he can't afford anything better?

The odd man on the corner just sat there, leaning against a lamp post. One leg stretched out one up at an angle. His hands just laying across his thighs, dangling. He was staring across the street. But there wasn't anything there to see. Just an old storefront. Empty now. Waiting for October when it could transform into a Halloween store. But right now it was nothing; just an empty store.

Trevor wouldn't normally have given the man more than a momentary glance without a single thought but he would either have to walk between the man and the store, putting himself in line with that empty stare or he would have to walk the narrow space on the sidewalk right behind that post. Close enough to be  reached if the man turned out to be aggressive. It shouldn't bother me thought Trevor. I'm bigger, heavier, damn all in better shape. So why does he concern me. What is it about him that it makes me uneasy?

Deciding the whole thing was stupid, Trevor  walked on but just as he reached behind the man without breaking his stare the oddball began to speak. He had a deep voice. A rich voice. Sounded like a professional voice actor narrating a deeply meaningful scene. "Its not too late," he declared. "You aren't committed yet."

The voice was rich and pleasant but somehow Trevor broke out in goosebumps and hustled off down the street. He glanced back.  The man was still sitting there, as if he never moved, never spoken.  Still rather ragged, still staring.

But that isn't right, he thought. The man, he thought, is me.

And so it was. he was the man. Sitting there staring. The empty window stared back. It was full of Halloween horror already. Only it was real. And then Trevor realized he really had to pee. But  although the dream was creepy and weird he didn't want to wake up. Waking up meant throwing away the warm covers, getting out into the cold bedroom. He had takien the advice he read on the Internet,  begun to sleep at 65°. It did make for a better sleep, but damn it was awfully hard when he had to get out of bed before morning when the smart thermostat had warmed the room up .

He struggled back-and-forth for a while. Eventually he had to admit that he couldn't get the dream to start up again. As he headed for the bathroom he couldn't help thinking, "What would've happened if I'd stay asleep? Where was that weird dream going?"

Monday, December 29, 2025

Poetry For Aging

         The Light


The light crawls

Until it fledges

Then it flies 


Flutter fly

In the night and day

Sparkle glow


Soar,  bumble

Shine high flicker low

Be alive


When you fall

Stay alight by will

Do not yield



              Age

The mountain slowly slides

Or it crashes down

Into crumbs of rock


Natural hand axes 

Wind soothes edges

down

Sands away the bit


Rain to stream to river

Water sculpts and rounds

Eggs and globes are born


The wildness of the rock

Becomes  the border

A family's wall

Friday, December 26, 2025

Poetry For Recovery

 The Light


The light crawls

Until it fledges

Then it flies 


Flutter fly

In the night and day

Sparkle glow


Soar,  bumble

Shine high flicker low

Be alive


When you fall

Stay alight by will

Do not yield


Thursday, December 18, 2025

The Witch Queen and Her Monster

I've been telling myself this occasionally to put myself to sleep. The story developed pretty well and so, since tomorrow I'm going to visit Dallas and Nixon, I thought that today I'd write it out for them and for Fae since those three are the only little ones I have right now. 12/18/25 5:20


The Witch Queen and Her Monster


The fey. The Fairies. The sidhe.  The fair folk.


They have many names and even more stories, but though they once were as common as the grass beneath your feet, today they're as rare  as a flying car.

It isn't that they ceased to exist.  It's just that they aren't exactly here anymore. 


They've retreated from this world of noise and iron and steel to a softer, quieter world of their own making.

Since they built it as their new home, it suits them. The only thing it lacks is people. You might think the faries have no need for people, but I assure you that they do.

To understand that you must know a thing or two about the fair folk.


First and foremost, they are not truly little people. Some of them are quite large and even the tiny ones aren't people at all. They may look human but they do not think or feel as you and I do.

They exist for pleasure. They only care about their fun. 


The Scots will tell you there are two courts or groups of the fey, the Unseelie Court and the Seelie Court.  The Unseelie Court are not nice at all.  They  find their joy in hurting humans.  They don't think of themselves as being cruel or mean. They just think of humans as toys to be played with and discarded when they aren't any longer fun.  They are very like a cat which plays with the mice it catches --not  to be cruel, but just to have some fun.

The cat never understands that the mouse is alive and has feelings. As far as the cat knows, it's just a fuzzy squeaking toy.


Do not start to think  that the Seelie Court is entirely friendly.  They like people, or did in the days when they lived among us.  They thought of the people as belonging to them, not as toys, but rather as pets.  As long as people were nice to them; they were nice to their people.


But even with them you needed to be very careful. If you offended them, whether deliberately or accidentally, they were angry.  Having even a Seelie Court Fey angry at you was like having a curse of the worst bad luck you can imagine.

Bad things would happen to you all day long, every day… Or at least they would until the fairy got bored and then forgot about you altogether.


So now that you have a quick bit of knowledge about the ways of these strange beings, I will tell you the story of how a small human child came to be called the Witch Queen.


The world is a very old place. It has a lot of history that we know and a lot of history we haven't yet learned and a lot of history that has been lost in the distant depths of time.  This story tells of a time very long ago and long since forgotten. It took place in a great island kingdom that has long since sunk deep beneath the waves and now is not even known to memory. How I got to hear the story, I cannot tell you. If I did, the Seelie Court would not be pleased with me.  And only once in all my life did I offend them, and I learned the lesson and will never do so again.


It all happened back in those days when the world of the magic and the world of the ordinary often bumped into each other.  Then there was a kingdom which produced many goods, but lacked some others. A neighboring kingdom was a good trader with them and each could provide what the other lacked, but the two countries were separated by a mountain range and all traffic had to go through a pass which was known as the Ashthorn Pass since it went along the edge of the Ashthorn Valley.  It was high in the mountains and no one lived there but merchant caravans went through in both directions all the time. As the journey was a long one travellers often camped along the roadside. And, as humans always do, they told each other stories as they sat by their fires. One story which was often repeated because it was so exciting was about a great monster, a beast that was half real and half Fey.


In those days, when the line between real and magic was thin, simply telling a really good story was often enough would make it come true. Sure enough, one night when a merchant was telling the old tale about the horrible monster of Ashthorn Valley, everyone in front of him suddenly screamed and ran away into the darkness. He very slowly turned around, hoping they were pretending just to make him scared, only to find himself looking at a creature that was bigger than the largest bear he'd ever seen. Its claws were like the sharpest daggers. Its teeth looked like a thousand giant nails... he didn't know much else about the monster because he fainted from so much fear.


The next day his friends came carefully creeping back into camp they found him still out cold, and he was cold. The fire had sputtered out hours before.


The monster wasn't from the Unseelie Court, so once it chased them away  it disappeared. Still, from that day forward, it loudly roared that, This valley is mine!"whenever it saw a caravan attempting the passage.  This quickly convinced everyone that it wasn't from the Seelie Court either.

So the caravans stopped traveling, and the trade dried up on both sides.  Both nations suffered.


In his palace, the king gathered all of his counselors and they prepared a war plan. It wasn't wise to offend the fair folk, especially huge monstrous members of the fair folk, but both nations needed their caravans to get through.


The night before the army was to march and set fire to all the woods to drive the creature out, the king and his generals sat about their table discussing what would happen at sunrise. The army would set out. The plans were complete. They would confront this beast and they intended to win.


Suddenly a chill rolled over all the table and everyone began to shiver. They looked out the windows and saw only a thick black fog. There was a crashing sound in the throne room.  Their swords were swiftly drawn and all rushed out to confront whatever was there.


In the room they saw only a shattered window and a bunch of strange black fog rolling in. Right in front of the window it began to curl and swirl and wrap around itself until it became the monster.


"Mine! All the Ashthorn  Valley is mine!" The beast roared so loudly that all the windows in the great room shattered.


These were not  merchants. These were a king and his warriors and they had their swords drawn as they closed upon the threat.  The enemy was unlike any  that they had ever faced. 


Not only was he strong, he was a magic creature so the king and all his men found themselves moving very very slowly as if they were trying to run while deep underwater. The monster thought to put an end into them until he heard a noise that made him turn and look.


The king had only a daughter who, knowing that one day she would be queen, disobeyed her orders and often came sneaking out when they were councils of war to be spied upon. 


She looked at the raging fairy and was frightened to the bone. But when it looked at her, instead of running away, she ran over to a soldier and pulled what for a grown man was a long dagger out of his belt. For a man, a long dagger. For such a little girl it might as well have been a sword.


It shook in her hands because it was heavy and because she was frightened.  But she was more angry than frightened and so she shouted, "You leave my Daddy alone!"


Then she charged at the creature and began stabbing him as hard as she could. There are things I didn't mention about the fair folk because I thought you already knew them, but I'll say now  just in case you don't. They are very allergic to iron. Not much else can cause them any harm. As this was so long ago, people weren't making swords and knives out of iron. They were making them out of a thing called bronze. Bronze can't hurt a fae.


The monster was surprised, but even more it was interested.  The little girl in her nightgown was so interesting that it just stood there and watched her stabbing and chopping away at its knees. Her father the king and his generals were still trying to move and could barely do so, all  they could do was to watch in horror as she put herself in danger.



In fact, this was about the best thing she could possibly have done because it made the creature amused by her. He was not an unseelie monster who simply enjoyed hurting people, he just wasn't committed to the Seelie Court either.  He thought that this tiny little thing so desperately trying to hurt him might just be fun.


He reached down and pinched the sword between his thumb and pointer finger and lifted it high above the floor to just above his head. 


This, of course, also pulled her up since she wasn't about to let the only thing that made her feel at least a little bit safe out of her grip.  She couldn't swing the dagger any longer, so she began fiercely kicking at his chest. This was the most fun he'd ever had in his short existence.  It was so much more fun than merely scaring merchants.


He thought about what he knew of human ways, which wasn't really much but he had asked around among his fellow fair folk for "details you should know before taking on a human royal court".


He thought of a very fun game to play.  This was even more fun because he would set all the rules, but he would be doing so by pretending to follow the rules that humans had laid down, forcing them to honor it.


He smiled happily, which made his teeth show and made everyone in the room  think he was about to eat her. Instead, he gently lowered her down and knelt before her.  "They call you a princess, do they not?" he asked a very surprisingly gentle tone.


She nodded since she was too afraid to speak without shouting.


He grinned even more widely.  "Well then, Princess, make me your Lord Monster and grant me the fiefdom of Ashthorn Valley for me to command forever after and I shall swear my fealty to you as my liege."


Everyone in the room stopped struggling as they stared in wonder at such a promise.

The little Princess, having observed such rites before knew what to do.  She managed to lift the dagger up and drop it down upon the creature's shoulder, then lift it up and drop it on the other. Her voice trembled and she said the words as best she could remember, "I dub thee my Lord Monster.  I grant unto thee the fiefdom of Ashthorn Valley."


The monster had not stopped grinning, but bowed his head and said, "I swear unto you my fealty and vow that I shall protect your lands as long as you protect mine."


"But," she added in a voice that could barely be heard as she was frightened as she had never been before, "You must grant passage for caravans through the pass."  She knew that this was the cause of all the troubles because she was a good little spy who seen far more than her father ever intended her to know at her young age of his supposedly secret meetings with his generals.


"Yet they would intrude upon my fiefdom, surely you would permit me to tax them." He was obviously enjoying the game.


"What tax would a fairy want?" she asked in a voice quite strong because she was so surprised she forgot to be afraid for a moment.


"Every month when the moon is new and the nights are dark, I wish the freedom to hunt the King's deer in his private estate. And I shall take no more than two."  After all, he was a monster, and hunting came quite naturally to him.


She nodded since it seemed fair to her.


The monster then put out his hand and above it bright light grew. The light came swirling and spinning in and it spun itself into a globe the size of her head. The globe turned pale silver blue and became a copy of the moon. Then the beast blew on it gently and light spun out making it smaller and smaller until it was the size of a cherry. Another breath and threads of light streamed out of it and formed into a beautiful chain of silver. Very carefully the beast placed it over her neck and said to her, "This shall be the sign of our pact.  It will shine as the moon does shine and when it turns dark I shall have my hunt. Further, should you have need of me, My Liege, call to it and I shall hear and answer."


Then he spun about turning back into a black mist which floated out through the shattered window and washed away out into the night.


Many years later, when she sat upon the throne, the two still held to their pact.  Being the only kingdom in all the land that had a monster Fey upon their side, her kingdom knew peace.  Those who supported her called her the Fairy Queen, since her oldest and most loyal subject was now a member of the Seelie Court.  

Those who did not like her called her the Witch Queen because she ruled a monster.


All this was so long ago that no one remembers any more detail. What were the names of these people? What was the name of their kingdom? For that matter, what was the name of the monster? No one knows...except the sidhe, and they're not telling.


Still, it is rumored that the enchanted necklace of the moon still holds its power and that if only it could be found, the monster can yet be called to become a friend to whomsoever finds it.