Much Ado About Nothing Much

It's amazing! The royal family has delivered a baby!  A perfectly ordinary human baby! You know, with all the excitement, I was rather expecting a full grown Harry Potter clone, or at least some sort of amazingly gifted ComicCon mutant.  Merlin or King Arthur  would have also  been acceptable

Even my family's getting in on the excitement.  Don't get me wrong. I wish the baby well. I wish any and all babies well. I just don't see the value of this particular baby as being any higher than that of any other baby in the world -- except for those who are my grandkids, of course.

I mean, truth be told, I think the American revolution was a good idea, but then, I've always been something of an outsider.