Stoners Rule

 https://www.samwoolfe.com/2013/05/terence-mckennas-stoned-ape-theory.html

OK,so what to say about this? First, silly fantasies with zero evidence are not theories. They are silly fantasies.

Second, let’s imagine it happening.

Grunke: Hey, man. You know what, man?

Irk:  No. Like what?

Grunke:  Like, like you know we’re wasting our time man.  Like we could be like really super cool, you know.

Irk:  Oh wow, man! That would be like, great, man.

Grunke: All we got to do is like… You know, make stuff. 

Irk: Oh yeah. We could do that.  Like we got these hands. I mean look at these fingers!  They’re really weird and wild!  Bet we could do amazing stuff with them, specially with these thumbs.

Grunke:  That’s right you got it. Like we could make, you know, like art and...and...and sports and like, media and stuff.

Work:  Yeah, yeah let’s do that.  We can do that. But know what?Let’s, let’s go do some hunting and gathering first, cause, I got, like, you know, the munchies.

Thus civilization was born.

In summation, let me note if that I class this “theory” in the same category as the aquatic ape, ancient aliens, or Atlanteans gifting us civilization.  I wonder if the “theorist” was stoned when he came up with this idea.