Monday, January 28, 2013

Clues

Breaking news! The Pox Propaganda Channel has given up on its theory that Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. Instead they're asking, "Was she pushed?"

The truth is, they're correct! Of course, she wasn't actually pushed. She was struck in the head. With a leadpipe. In the conservatory. By Col. Mustard

How do they get so much right? No wonder conservatives trust them implicitly.

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