Bobby sent me the following link -- http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-freaks-self-out-by-lying-awake-contemplating-o,31097/
So I replied:
I checked that Onion link. I like the Onion, it's so much more accurate and full of fact based investigative journalism than its closest rival, Fox News. But you listen to me, Bobby! You stop picking on God. He's in a very vulnerable state of mind right know and He doesn't need you picking on him!
Remember what Thumper said, "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothin' at all."