By the way, you do know I'm talking about that other John, don't you? You know, that English one. I don't think Stewart would have ever done such a thing to me!
I guess he's getting even with me for all those comments I made on the royal birth, but I really ought to stop watching the show in protest until Stuart returns. But then I'd miss a lot of fun, so I guess I can put up with it. Nevertheless, I have been insulted!