State Farm commercial. Wife discovers her husband at three in the morning having a hot, sexually suggestive conversation. She grabs the phone and demands, "What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?"
"My boots, my old leather chaps, and my cowboy hat. And nothin' else."
Shocked wife, "What!?" (Avert your eyes from the television screen at this point unless you are gay, a female who appreciates the male body, a premed student currently taking anatomy, or an art student.)
Jake replies, "State Farm's helping your husband come out of the closet!"