Even my family's getting in on the excitement. Don't get me wrong. I wish the baby well. I wish any and all babies well. I just don't see the value of this particular baby as being any higher than that of any other baby in the world -- except for those who are my grandkids, of course.
I mean, truth be told, I think the American revolution was a good idea, but then, I've always been something of an outsider.